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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Having Sex? - Spooftimes.com (satire)
One source, who asked not to be identified because he is one of their best friends, claims Bieber confided in him that the two were doing “the deed”. ...
ALFP Sues American Airlines - Spooftimes.com (satire)
The victim, who chose to remain anonymous, was preparing himself for snack time when he pulled down the tray from the seat in front of him and realized that ...
Sarah Palin Dines With Family - Spooftimes.com (satire)
Another source, who asked not to be named, claimed Sarah and Bristol went shopping together for two hours in August. Meanwhile, Palin's husband Todd has ...
Bin Laden threatens to "cut a bitch" - Spooftimes.com (satire)
"He's moping around, gaining weight, and trying to scare children playing in the street" an anonymous source in the bin Laden household said to reporters. ...
California to Implement Sex Tax - Spooftimes.com (satire)
The government isn't listening to us anymore,” said one source, who asked to remain anonymous. Few agree with the law, but most dismiss it, ...
UN Mandate Allows Europe's Roma People A 'National Homeland' In Scotland - Spooftimes.com (satire)
According to a Roma, who declined to give his name, “We'll act like we're Scots! No one will ever know and we can make a fast fortune before anyone catches ...
FBI Admits It Knows Where Whitey Bulger Is Hiding - Spooftimes.com (satire)
“Of course we know where he is”, said the official who asked that his name not be used. “We've been funding him for all these years. ...
Grape Kool-Aid Powder Drink of Choice For Homicidal Cult Leaders - Spooftimes.com (satire)
"The boys," said one parent of the Columbine killers who refused to be identified, "drank almost nothing else. They wouldn't touch the tropical punch or the ...
Insiders Reveal Hillary Clinton Uses Voodoo Doll On Bill - Spooftimes.com (satire)
A source that refused to be named said that, "whenever the woman wants to know how to schmooze a governor, she goes for the doll. If Bill won't tell her, ...
Elena Kagan Allegedly Sleeping With Politicians To Secure Supreme Court Position - Spooftimes.com (satire)
One prominent Nevada senator, who asked that his name not be used because he is already embroiled in a sex scandal, admits he had a “few romantic ...
Badu's Badonkadonk Captures Jesse James - Spooftimes.com (satire)
One of James' friends, who declined to be identified, suggests, “Jesse just went crazy over Badu's bottom. He had it worst than Affleck when he was with J. ...
PA School Using Computers to Watch Kids Undress, Shower, Etc. - Spooftimes.com (satire)
“We also enjoy watching the kids have sex with each other and masturbate”, said the school principal, who asked not to be named. ...
Bill Clinton Gets Stents in His Penis - Spooftimes.com (satire)
... to be a build up a pressure resulting from incomplete evacuation, possibly during the Grammy Awards,” said a doctor who declined to be identified. ...
Bill Clinton Gets Stents in His Penis - Spooftimes.com (satire)
“There seemed to be a build up a pressure resulting from incomplete evacuation during the Grammy Awards,” said a doctor who declined to be identified. ...