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Isle of Wight residents run in fear at sight of man in electric wheelchair - NewsBiscuit (satire)
The modest conductor, who declined to give his name, said that he only did what he was trained to do in these situations, but admitted his own fear of the wheeled creature. 'Quite frankly, it was the scariest thing I've seen since 1997, ...
Churchill the dog treated for depression over constant accusations of lying - NewsBiscuit (satire)
A source close to the nodding bulldog from Churchill insurance's adverts has revealed that the iconic star has checked into a clinic to deal with severe depression. The condition is believed to have been brought on by the fact that nobody seems to ...
Criminal element discovered in Periodic Table - NewsBiscuit (satire)
'We have advised the authorities,' said a man in a lab coat, who refused to be identified. 'These guys are noted heavies and we are concerned they may get ...
Council worker not interested in talking about weather - NewsBiscuit (satire)
'Around three of us were in the kitchen, making tea,' said a female colleague who refused to be named, 'and we were all grumbling about how unusually cold ...
Gordon Brown 'forgot to clear No 10's browser history' - NewsBiscuit (satire)
The story escalated when an anonymous source leaked the browser's history contents onto the internet. Having sifted through the data, Brown's internet ...
Gordon Brown 'forgot to clear No 10's browser history' - NewsBiscuit (satire)
The story escalated when an anonymous source leaked the browser's history contents onto the internet. Having sifted through the data, Brown's internet ...
Celebrities follow Ricky Martin outing craze - NewsBiscuit (satire)
One celebrity-homosexual-Scientologist, who refused to be named said: 'First, I'm out and then I am forced back in. I just want to make my business other ...