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Steve Jobs Reveals He Is an Alien, Plots Return to Home Planet - eSarcasm (satire)
Now an anonymous source known only as “Mulder” has stepped forward to reveal the truth. Jobs, whose real name and birth parents remain shrouded in mystery, arrived on earth when his tiny spaceship crash landed outside Los Altos, California, in 1957. ...
Apple to Attempt New Adjective-Dropping Record at 2011 WWDC - eSarcasm (satire)
“This is something the company takes very seriously,” one source, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, confesses. Setting such a record is no small feat. At Apple's iPad 2 event earlier this month, for example, statisticians believe CEO Steve Jobs ...
Report: Apple to Wrap Entire Campus in Enormous Rubber Bumper - eSarcasm (satire)
... fit snugly around the main campus at One Infinite Loop, according to sources within the company who requested anonymity because they like having thumbs. ...
Source: Apple Press Conference To Be Led By Old Spice Man - eSarcasm (satire)
... iPhone 4 is 'flawless' and 'revolutionary' and how 'those damn users just don't get it,'” explains one source, who spoke on the condition of anonymity. ...
EXCLUSIVE: Justin Bieber Is Actually Hilary Swank - eSarcasm (satire)
Swank confessed to the ongoing masquerade during a drunken evening with friends, according to people close to the situation. “She started it as a joke, ...