November 19, 2005

A list of the 100 "most important" Canadian books ever ...

... has just been published by the Literary Review of Canada. The LRC emphasizes that this is NOT a list of "favourite" books, but rather, a list of works that have had lasting significance in Canada's evolution as a nation. "We wanted books that have changed our country's psychic landscape," explains LRC editor Bronwyn Drainie in a media release.

The books are listed in chronological order, starting with Jacques Cartier's optimistic Account of the Second Voyage of the Navigation of 1535 and 1536 (1545) and ending with Jane Jacobs' pessimistic Dark Age Ahead (2004).

Notable fiction titles on the list include Mordecai Richler's The Apprenticeship of Duddy Kravitz (1947) and Solomon Gursky Was Here (1989), Timothy Findley's The Wars (1977), William Gibson's sci-fi classic Neuromancer (1984), Margaret Atwood's distopian The Handmaid's Tale (1985), and Carol Shields' The Stone Diaries (1993). The most recent fiction title on the list is Wayne Johnston's The Colony of Unrequited Dreams (1998).

Notable fiction omissions include Yann Martel's The Life of Pi and Michael Ondaatje's The English Patient (both were Booker winners). The most notable non-fiction omission is possibly Margaret Trudeau's autobiographical Beyond Reason. I mean, really, if smoking hash with the Rolling Stones and writing about it doesn't get you on a list, what will? Maggie may fare better in the LRC's upcoming "Cheesiest 100 books in Canadian history."
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November 13, 2005

Another celebrity children's book? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Paul McCartney has become the latest washed-up celebrity to pen a children’s book, joining the likes of Madonna, Sarah Ferguson (the Duchess of York), Jamie Lee Curtis, and former supermodel Paulina Porizkova— all of whom used name recognition rather than literary talent to get published.

McCartney co-wrote High in the Clouds (surely not an ode to cannibis?) with author Philip Ardagh "who was brought in after a first draft to ‘finesse’ the book," reports the Associated Press. Translation: the first draft sucked and McCartney needed a hired gun to make him look good.

And how’s this for a downer of a premise: the alleged kiddie book is reportedly about a squirrel named Wirral whose mother is splatted by a tree knocked down by evil developers.

McCartney advises parents of "very little kids" to skip over the opening death scene, adding: "My little one (two-year-old daughter Beatrice) is too little. She likes the pictures though." And what's not to like about pictures of squirrel guts, we ask?

No word on whether the book includes a recipe for squirrel soup.

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November 11, 2005

Who’s the shit disturber that put Cheezies in my poutine?

The latest edition of the Canadian Oxford Dictionary has more than 2,000 uniquely Canadian words and phrases, editor Katherine Barber tells CanWest News in an article published today.

The Canadianisms include: all dressed, bachelor apartment, butter tart, Cheezies, chesterfield, deke, dick all, double-double, eavestrough, girl guides, gravol, housecoat, parkade, pogey, poutine, seat sale, serviette, shit disturber, toboggan, toonie, tuque, and washroom.

According to Barber, shit disturbers are called “shit stirrers” in Britain and the United States. Personally, I prefer the broader Canadian term (there are more ways to disturb the shit than just stirring it, after all).

Link: Canadian Glossary, eh?
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November 10, 2005

Word of the day: heresy

Heresy is only another word for freedom of thought.

—Graham Greene, novelist/journalist, 1904-1991

November 08, 2005

Quote

What I like in a good author isn't what he says, but what he whispers.
—Logan Pearsall Smith, essayist (1865-1946)

November 05, 2005

Fiction freebie

The O. Henry prizewinner of 2000 is readable online (not an excerpt, the whole piece!). The story is called "Weight" and was written by John Edgar Wideman. I rarely read a story twice, but I've read this one several times now. For more award-winning fiction freebies, visit the "freebies" section of my website.
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November 03, 2005

Word of the day: puritanism

The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

—H.L.Mencken, writer/editor/critic, 1880-1956

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